A person i like and why?

Easy and cheesy. My mooma :) she is an amazing person. I love you mum.

Five things that irritate me about the same/opposite sex

1. Narcissism - Both sexes. Its not attractive.

2. Girls who always have low cut tops on, its fucking winter sometimes do your nipples not turn to icicles??? PUT THEM AWAYY!

3. Grinders - the girls and guys who like grinding on the dancefloor, get a room ffs

4. Penis’s. Nuff said.

5. Two faced ness.

What you wear to bed.

Winter without fail my onesie, its so sexy.

Summer and other warmer times just a t shirt and grandma pants. Or nothing at all (stupid sexy flanders.)

What kind of person attracts you?

Well i never ever go for looks alone, if i did, they’re normally 6”3, tattooed, pierced, and often beared.

I always go for humour an how they make me feel and how they make me laugh. If they have the same humour as me im butter. I love it when they have the sme interests but are still able to challenge me.

I actually do love a guy that insults me alot, cos i hate it when they worship me, i like being told i have huuuge fanny flaps.

Have You changed in the past 2 years?

Errrm yes i have, lot of lessons learnt from lifes cruel harsh reality. Getting dumped twice in one year, getting bullied by my flat mates, vicious rumours. l learnt, i came, i saw an kicked its ass.

Weird things i do when im alone?

In ways, you don’t wanna know, in some i talk to myself an have a full blown fight with the voices in my head, others i dance in my underwear till im all sweaty. 

In short i do weird things all the time. Regardless of being alone.