January 2012
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August 2011
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Actual children's answers to the question “what is... →
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“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.” - Billy, age 4 “Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.” - Karl, age 5 “Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” -...
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Day Six
A person i like and why?
Easy and cheesy. My mooma :) she is an amazing person. I love you mum.
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July 2011
2 posts
April 2011
14 posts
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Day Five
Five things that irritate me about the same/opposite sex
1. Narcissism - Both sexes. Its not attractive.
2. Girls who always have low cut tops on, its fucking winter sometimes do your nipples not turn to icicles??? PUT THEM AWAYY!
3. Grinders - the girls and guys who like grinding on the dancefloor, get a room ffs
4. Penis’s. Nuff said.
5. Two faced ness.
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Day Four
What you wear to bed.
Winter without fail my onesie, its so sexy.
Summer and other warmer times just a t shirt and grandma pants. Or nothing at all (stupid sexy flanders.)
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Day Three
What kind of person attracts you?
Well i never ever go for looks alone, if i did, they’re normally 6”3, tattooed, pierced, and often beared.
I always go for humour an how they make me feel and how they make me laugh. If they have the same humour as me im butter. I love it when they have the sme interests but are still able to challenge me.
I actually do love a guy that insults me...
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Day Two
Have You changed in the past 2 years?
Errrm yes i have, lot of lessons learnt from lifes cruel harsh reality. Getting dumped twice in one year, getting bullied by my flat mates, vicious rumours. l learnt, i came, i saw an kicked its ass.
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Day One
Weird things i do when im alone?
In ways, you don’t wanna know, in some i talk to myself an have a full blown fight with the voices in my head, others i dance in my underwear till im all sweaty.
In short i do weird things all the time. Regardless of being alone.
Things Disney Taught Me....
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claaasybitch:
my boyfriend just pointed out to me that Dreamworks did Anastasia, not Disney..
February 2011
6 posts
Cum-on
You put the STD in stud.
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Starstrukk
I really want to know, whether or not your in a relationship, who your top 5 celebs your want to bang are. Please do share :)
Don't Look Back in Anger
Yeaaahhhhh, i should go on tumblr more often, the last one i had was when i was with my last twatbag of an x, eugh it revolts me to read.
October 2010
3 posts
Im sorry people. I got painfully bored. Into a...
100 Random Questions!! Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
She moved in a rich tent which curiously emphasised her own slenderness and illuminated her like a candelabrum.
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My desk
Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
Fuck all :)
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Veronica...
A whole update on me.Cos im worth it.
I like living with Matthew, regardless of the animal cruelty to Baxter his dog, rather funny watching the dog get an elastic band off round his mouth. he carpet surfs.
65 stars on Mario Galaxy, in 6 days, cos im that frigging good.
That darn cat stratched me.
Nulk.
i love you.
September 2010
2 posts
Whats in the name?
Well what am i expalining with my tumblr name? My URL title??
Well for that, is basically a word gone wrong. Nulk was meant to be bulk. I was mid conversation with Izzy Ware, when my hands got to slaphappy with the keys an i spelt bulk wrong an put nulk. From then on the Nulk was borrn an to this day reins supreme :)
My page name means virtually fuck all, Mascara cos i wear it, maladies cos im...
How I Met Shelley
15 interesting things about me.
1. I was born with poo in my mouth. No Jokes.
2. I have never broken a bone in my life. True story. Im like unbreakable. Considering the amount of trees i used to climb.
3. I wore glasses from the age of 2 till 16 where my eyesight became fully restored. No contacts needed. True fucking story.
4. I wore clothes and shoes in bed for like 4 months when i was 5...
July 2010
4 posts
im a loser baby so why dont you kill me.
Well its official im not allowed back at DMU till 2011, which sucks ass :(
Ill make sure ill see all my face beauties in october :)
Not my proudest moment i must admit. I am a fucking useless cunt.
no play no cash make shelley a dull boy, yes a...
someone amuse me :( its horrid having no money an no bf to help with the money lol i want to see Toy Story 3 an i cant go as if have no money and a 60 quid phone bill :(
The Lady is a Tramp.
Well im poor as poor can be, ive resorted to walking three miles to work most days untill the splendid day that is PAYDAYYYY those words make me jizz alot. Then i can finally stop peeing on my shoes.
Felt a little down in the dumps this weekend to be honest. I want to go out with my friends, and i want to see my uni besties :( cos i miss them sooo much. I want to see alot of people… to name...
Fresh Prince of Asfordby
Omg!! Talk about rude boys in my village, its funny when a nice person acts black but its just sad when little 12 year old boys act hard and black at the same time, one referred to me as “oi you fit goff bitch, hu da fuk are you?” my reply “I AINT GOFFF BLUD AND YOUR WILLY IS SMALL BRUV, GROW IT OUT IN 10 YEARS, THEN ILL SHANK IT OFF… . . INNIT”
Youth of today...
June 2010
6 posts
Fun Times with children (no im not a peedo)
I love kids, i don’t care what anyone says, i love kids, doesn’t make me broody at all.
Kids just love me, i’ll scare them in the first 5 mins but then im just funny an they love me, though winning them over does involve aeroplanes and turning them upside down, which often can end badly (see vomit stained dress for details).
This is why i want to be a teacher… . .kids...
Old Age
its finally happening people im going to be over 21 :( waaaaaaa
Footy is Wigglty wigglty WACK!!!
I am making a stand people. I refuse to watch the world cup where england will make a complete tit out of ourselves and get kicked out next week… instead I will dancing to likes of Gary Numan and squashing ants with my fingers.
Rugby is a real mans sport they fall over an loove the mud an the pain! Footballers are like an I quote from Izzy Ware “kiddiewinkles cocks”. HA true...
CV or not CV
Do people really lie on there Cv’s? I want to lie a little, to make me look a bit smarter than what i actually am. I wouldn’t be in this pickle of my stepdad hadn’t threatened me that i couldn’t stay at home if i didn’t get a job this summer… . curse his name being joint on the mortgage >__< sometimes I wish that man would be a little more nice to me. Who...
